Guest roo Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room, returning a few moments later with a beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet fussed the dog and took it out, but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but like I said, your parrot is most definitely 100% certifiably ..... dead." He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. " Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 How funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Wonder if I could rent Jac out to do "Lab work"! :lol: :lol: Quote
yellowlabsrule Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 [quote name='Jacsmom']How funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Wonder if I could rent Jac out to do "Lab work"! :lol: :lol:[/quote] How about Winnie to! :lol: Quote
wildbunch Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it. Thanks for the laugh! Quote
Marble Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 [quote name='Jacsmom']How funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Wonder if I could rent Jac out to do "Lab work"! :lol: :lol:[/quote] if i did that with dresden she'd try to eat it......very funny joke Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 He He He....My vet actually has two labradors....I think I'll have to ask her where she gets her second opinions from :lol: Quote
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