Guest Anonymous Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 How to prepare for a puppy - 12 Easy Steps 1. Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark. 2. Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender. 3. Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!" 4. Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair and light suits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning. 5. Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball. 6. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate. 7. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor. 8. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.) 9. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program. 10. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening. 11. Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver - it's going to get chewed on anyway. 12. Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap. Author Unknown :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 OH! Those are great! Of course, the last one if my fave....except you can't smell puppy breath with a blanket. Nothing smells better than puppy breath. :D Quote
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 Too cute! I read it be4. but I read it again,it's sooo cute! :angel: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 I can't take credit for it, but I'm glad some are enjoying it! Regards, Goblin Ps. Wish Goblin good luck this weekend, off the the dog show we go! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 Sahsa, I have pictures of him "now 8months old" but don't know how to post them. can you help me ? Regards, Goblin Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted November 13, 2002 Posted November 13, 2002 [color=blue][/color]it's not that bad some puppies are good :) :) Quote
Dad4duchess Posted November 14, 2002 Posted November 14, 2002 good joke, especially like the cold apple juice part I know what that was like :lol: Quote
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